5…4…3…2…Too Late
I had no idea what the fuck elipses were when I wrote this. Today was going to be a normal one, or so I thought……I went into the kitchen and […]
TONIGHT!: You’ll Luz Against This Possessed Bitch
The paths that we cross with other people can leave marks on us that no one can see. Often the opportunity presents itself for an entity to expose those marks […]
TONIGHT!: Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Terrifying Corpse
Do you like clowns? I never hated clowns. The contextual history behind the lifestyle is complex and not of any real value to many since they’re just straight-up terrified of […]
TONIGHT!: Love Suffers After Midnight
Have you ever, or are you currently in love? You’ve found the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with, to trust with your life, and […]
TONIGHT!: Gentlemen Prefer Blondie Blondes To Blonde For Blonde
Who would have known that Canada in 2008 was having the best time! Living their lives and have laid back security at small plane airports that Blondes can highjack at […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: You Sure That’s Where You’re From?
I can’t remember to forget you Leonard Shelby, Momento 2000 Picture it: Summer of 2007; fresh out of college and now living the free life as an adult. While on […]
Sexual Morality: What Load Of Shit
This finely tuned piece was written for a class that was my very first every remote class. No showing up to a classroom full of people who REALLY love ethics […]
It’s The Trichomes For Me Holmes
Another good reaping this year for my second attempt at growing sweet leaf. The girls were all harvested at their second stages. Their successors will be taken to the third […]
TONIGHT!: You Better Prey That’s Bear Shit In The Woods
I am not afraid to admit that I have never been camping. I don’t have associates that I am aware of that enjoy this activity or have considered inviting me […]
The Gods Were Crazy
Yes! More nu-metal angst-filled nonsense, written by DiRtY. You’ll see so much of their work. Enjoy this about a having a hangnail and Jonathan Davis not caring about it. You, […]