TONIGHT!: Four Girls, One Big Goodbye – Sex In The City Season 2
Sex In The City Season 2 – So Don’t Forget it
The second season. Here we get to see these characters with new and older men living in a city that I had forgotten was so safe to roam at 2 and 3 in the morning. This one was torture. Eighteen episodes of fucking hell. And Steve!
I am making this clear now that I will not be seeing the next seasons here on out. It was painful resisting this filth when better characters were written for better television shows since its debut. Then 2 abdominal movies had to be made to validate the existence of a stupid show.
We all know what is already happening with the resurgence of this hot mess. Just one more thing to distract us all from the real threat: Valentine’s Day. They put old pussy on the plate and shoved it in front of our faces, and the right ones are licking it up, but my 18th-century ass is done. This was a ride I wish I could, but will never forget. I have that ugly ass Louie Vitton bag burned into my mind.
Without further ado, Season 2
1 – Take Me Out to the Ballgame – Relatable in all aspects. Miranda was a sore thumb the entire time.
2 – The Awful Truth – Only someone who says, “well, have you ever thought that you have a big vagina.” has a small penis. Well, if that were said to me, they didn’t know what they were doing and were fucking in-between my fat buttcheeks. Plain and simple.
3 – The Freak Show – You come across all kinds. I sure have
4 – They Shoot Single People, Don’t They? – Eww, Bradly Cooper
5 – Four Women and a Funeral – Fuck Miranda for putting in my head that I would be afraid if I lived alone or on my own
6 – The Cheating Curve – Carrie’s inability to tell her friends she was jumping on Big’s dick again was juvenile. She’s fucking juvenile.
7 – The Chicken Dance – Weddings are dumb as all fuck. American Manhattan ones, especially. “I just want someone to be with me to the end.” You are far from being a ride-or-die bitch
8 – The Man, The Myth, The Viagra – UUUUUUUUGH – But…STEVE! We get Steve! Fucking love him. Also, this is the first time you hear “and just like that” out of the horse’s mouth.
9 – Old Dogs, New Dicks – Let the guy look at other women dumb ass. Being uncut is a matter of choice, and that was another shitty stigma my teenage brain soaked up like a maxi pad. Traditions aren’t set in stone, and everyone is different.
10 – The Caste System – Okay, what the fuck?
11 – Evolution – AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK? I think 2 Girls, 1 Cup debunked the myth.
12 – La Douleur Exquise! – Fetishes. I don’t have anything that secretly excites me. I’m a “live for the moment” type of person
13 – Games People Play – It would have been better if Jon Bon Jovi was playing himself
14 – The Fuck Buddy – Bitch, get a dog
15 – Shortcomings – Justin is back looking like baby Chris Meloni
16 – Was It Good For You? – I would have pissed myself if I saw my friend get skeeted on at a tantric sex session. Told her she should have dropped the five bucks for the rain poncho at the door
17 – Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women – Whatthefuckever
18 – Ex and the City – Finally, this season that dragged its ass is over, only to return for a 3rd time with them just as fucking dumb as the previous seasons