TONIGHT!: You Better Prey That’s Bear Shit In The Woods
I am not afraid to admit that I have never been camping. I don’t have associates that I am aware of that enjoy this activity or have considered inviting me to do such a thing because I’m “city folk”. What the actual fuck? Seriously? I would love to go down Ted Kaczynski Avenue and never come back to modernized human civilization. I’ve never had resistance to nature and all its creatures. They belong there. But if I have to Prey that’s bear shit in the woods, I think it’s time to take my party back to my luxury high-rise apartment in Downtown Manhattan.
The one thing I am afraid of for certain is the happenstance and very likely chance that I would be bitten by bugs. There are dozens of sprays and natural remedies to combat the attacks, but some people just love to take it all.
The first time viewing of this early 1980s exhibition into the abyss of what’s been around longer than humans was late at night and very open to everything that was happening. But all was put into an uneasy rest when we’re told a story of a day when the forest razed and maybe had some gypsies living about in them smurf style that didn’t make it out alive. The campers and current Park’s Service Ranger had no idea this happened because who cares. They wanted to fuck and tan in the woods and the Ranger, well in another life he could have plucked my chords anytime he wanted.
This film is filled with tons of nature shots edited in-between scenes that involve the small cast of characters. In all honesty, this movie was scary as all fuck. As a person who wishes one day to go camping, watching this would change my mind really fast or at least do some extensive research into something I should embrace as a relaxing excursion. I did get a strange sense I had seen this kind of scenario in another film, and I was right! Not to worry, as it is a horror film set in the woods, it is a guarantee that a body count will be tallied, and the scene below was something to take in.
Warning: something that resembles a spoiler is in the video below.
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