Wishlist

**Updated Mentally, Daily

**Please note; this is an actual wishlist, but some items listed are pure fun.
If you have any of the items mentioned, please feel free to contact me. Exchanges can be made with a trade or legal tender. If possible, old books within the same genre or subject are preferred.*

  • Stuff
    • 1 bootleg compact disk copy of the 2009 of the experimental black comedy “Trash Humpers“
    • The “elderly” masks from the 2009 experimental black comedy “Trash Humpers“
    • A size LARGE of the pajama set worn by Jon Michael Bischof in the 1988 film “Don’t Panic“
    • Xanax
    • A time machine to recover the lost footage from Event Horizon
    • Wigs, clean unused wigs. I need them for stuff.
  • Things
    • Any one of these very VERY VERY VERY useless things to me right now. It’s embarrassing how much I’ve mulled over getting one. I have been strong thus far and have decided it serves absolutely no purpose or improve my process in any way, shape, or form. I blame coming across a 1940s vintage one that needs extensive repair. P.S. They make the sounds too!! So cool.
    • A good pair of noise cancelling earphones. You know what momma likes.

Intangible Bullshit

  • The ability to not have strong emotional feelings for strangers who are:
    • 1000+ miles away
    • Are not interested
    • Are 100% real people with real problems
    • These are realizations that pass in time but it’s like trying to pick up a quarter that’s been glued to the floor. I am a fool at someone else’s expense. If you’re invited to a party and show up you you’re the desperate one? It’s fucking madness.
    • Why are people evil fucking narcissist?
  • The strength to not swallow my 100+ hoarded antidepressants that I stopped taking two months ago.
  • It will go downhill from here.
  • 40 goddamn acres and a mule.