Abducted
Did I know what a haiku was at 16? Yes. Did I apply that in this poem? Fuck no. I was abductedAnd always will be. © 2001 DiRtY
1997
I was 12. What the fuck am I talking about?! Missing someone is the hardest thing to doWhy do that if they’re not thinking of youBut you’re never sure if […]
Addiction
I didn’t even know what word “addiction” truely meant in 2002. I was a very, very big fan of Nu Metal and popular pop that plauged television, that once upon […]
TONIGHT!: Off With The Deadlines Head!
I find myself right now emulating the main character in this movie, who also is a writer and experiencing the most prolific horror known to existence; life, trying to figure […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Dialing One Happy Camper
“Oh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby.” [while on the sex line with Mrs.Bighead] Rocko, Rocko’s Modern Life – 1993 Rocko, Ren, Stimpy, Arnold, CatDog, and some Angry Beavers are what […]
TONIGHT!: Fuck It Once and It Follows You For Life
That’s the first thing I think about when crossing paths with my former long-time significant other. You have to say fuck it to most things. Taking a chance at eternal […]
TONIGHT!: Holy Shit! The Brain Ate Pinky!
This movie was newly added to a very long list of movies I would like to watch, solely based on the cover alone. I had no idea what the hell […]
I Woke Up Like This: Irrationally Depressed
My night ended like my morning began: lazily slogging about until I am left alone to do the tasks that I am predominately assigned to do and find a moment […]
TONIGHT!: When Good Dick Curses Your Family With Centipede Horrors
This movie opens up with centipedes click-clack segmenting their gross fucking selves about the screen, solidifying that we will see a film with centipedes in it. In the introduction, some […]
It’s Turdsday. You Ain’t Got No Job. You Ain’t Got Shit To Blog
You’ve got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off! Smokey, Friday – 1995 There are an insane amount of movies that fall under the […]