TONIGHT!: I Wonder If My Ex Is a Machina
Love doesn’t exist until you learn how to create it artificially. There is nothing more disturbing than the human mind. To then apply centuries of mistakes into a vessel created […]
TONIGHT!: Off With The Deadlines Head!
I find myself right now emulating the main character in this movie, who also is a writer and experiencing the most prolific horror known to existence; life, trying to figure […]
TONIGHT!: Fuck It Once and It Follows You For Life
That’s the first thing I think about when crossing paths with my former long-time significant other. You have to say fuck it to most things. Taking a chance at eternal […]
TONIGHT!: Holy Shit! The Brain Ate Pinky!
This movie was newly added to a very long list of movies I would like to watch, solely based on the cover alone. I had no idea what the hell […]
TONIGHT!: When Good Dick Curses Your Family With Centipede Horrors
This movie opens up with centipedes click-clack segmenting their gross fucking selves about the screen, solidifying that we will see a film with centipedes in it. In the introduction, some […]
TONIGHT!: You’ll Luz Against This Possessed Bitch
The paths that we cross with other people can leave marks on us that no one can see. Often the opportunity presents itself for an entity to expose those marks […]
TONIGHT!: Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Terrifying Corpse
Do you like clowns? I never hated clowns. The contextual history behind the lifestyle is complex and not of any real value to many since they’re just straight-up terrified of […]
TONIGHT!: Love Suffers After Midnight
Have you ever, or are you currently in love? You’ve found the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with, to trust with your life, and […]
TONIGHT!: Gentlemen Prefer Blondie Blondes To Blonde For Blonde
Who would have known that Canada in 2008 was having the best time! Living their lives and have laid back security at small plane airports that Blondes can highjack at […]
TONIGHT!: You Better Prey That’s Bear Shit In The Woods
I am not afraid to admit that I have never been camping. I don’t have associates that I am aware of that enjoy this activity or have considered inviting me […]