Open Them Up, Baby
Inspired by Björk Open them up, BabyDon’t close them nowLet God see what you see nowPit of your stomach feelingSoft, cool, calm, free— Open them up, BabyI wanna see,Just a […]
I Is Smart: Web Design
I liked to think I had a handle on things like wielding the internet as my ultimate tool. To be whoever I wanted to be, do whatever I choose, and […]
I Is Smart: Project Manager
Wow. That is the only thing I can say to myself, “wow.” It took this long? I mean, I searched. I searched deep within myself to find what I could […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Dialing One Happy Camper
“Oh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby.” [while on the sex line with Mrs.Bighead] Rocko, Rocko’s Modern Life – 1993 Rocko, Ren, Stimpy, Arnold, CatDog, and some Angry Beavers are what […]
I Woke Up Like This: Irrationally Depressed
My night ended like my morning began: lazily slogging about until I am left alone to do the tasks that I am predominately assigned to do and find a moment […]
Come and Get It, For A Fee At Shaw Academy Connection
It has taken me a while to want to talk about this. Attempting to reflect on what I did with my time while at home with one and then eventually […]
14
I was channeling very early The Lonely Island “Like A Boss” vibe. I guess. It was 14, eat it. My mind is poisonFilled with dark thoughtsAnd ways of a Satan’s […]
5…4…3…2…Too Late
I had no idea what the fuck elipses were when I wrote this. Today was going to be a normal one, or so I thought……I went into the kitchen and […]
TONIGHT!: You’ll Luz Against This Possessed Bitch
The paths that we cross with other people can leave marks on us that no one can see. Often the opportunity presents itself for an entity to expose those marks […]