Turd T-Shirt Thursday: One Person Cared
Moral: Gee Dad, I’m sorry I goofed up. I was just trying to be good so you could love me more than you do now Dad: Oh Orel, I could […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Confused Thoughts, Mixed Feelings
I still have my guard up Blame this thing I’m part of Tryin’ to avoid more confrontation I just gotta try harder Takin’ the time to clear my mind ‘Cause […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: No One Leaves The Temple Alive!
The choices are yours, and yours alone! Who’s going first? A huge fucking ANIMATRONIC face named olmec The 90s was an excellent decade for game shows targeted toward kids. If […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: You Eat With Your Eyes; I Guarantee You Will Want To Lick This Plate
When a dish is visually appealing, it’s more appetizing. I would never have thought that I would have been the one to know how to cook. It was a pivotal […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Just Beat It Like It Owes You Money
They’ll kick you, then they’ll beat you Then they’ll tell you it’s fair Beat it – Maya Angelou All rich as fuck weirdness aside, the glamour of the music industry […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: It’s Better To Die Alone Than To Live Together
Being Alone Will Always Be Better Than Being With Someone Who Doesn’t Value Who You Really Are Your High School Janitor who wrote this in the girls bathroom Fresh off […]
Once More With(out) Feeling
I am not discouraged. I had gotten fortunate with my first ever crop of growing five different types with a total of 8 plants altogether. This second round ran into […]
I Is Smart: Tarot Reading
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “tarot” mentioned? Do you think of the mystical? Is Magic the central element in the practice […]
You’re In The Jungle Baby, You’re Gonna (Have Plants That) Die(d)!
It has been a whirlwind couple of months since I began the newest round of my surplus lady seeds. I bit off more than I could chew. Horror has had […]
I Is Smart: Web Design
I liked to think I had a handle on things like wielding the internet as my ultimate tool. To be whoever I wanted to be, do whatever I choose, and […]