Turd T-Shirt Thursday: One Person Cared
Moral: Gee Dad, I’m sorry I goofed up. I was just trying to be good so you could love me more than you do now Dad: Oh Orel, I could […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Confused Thoughts, Mixed Feelings
I still have my guard up Blame this thing I’m part of Tryin’ to avoid more confrontation I just gotta try harder Takin’ the time to clear my mind ‘Cause […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: No One Leaves The Temple Alive!
The choices are yours, and yours alone! Who’s going first? A huge fucking ANIMATRONIC face named olmec The 90s was an excellent decade for game shows targeted toward kids. If […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: You Eat With Your Eyes; I Guarantee You Will Want To Lick This Plate
When a dish is visually appealing, it’s more appetizing. I would never have thought that I would have been the one to know how to cook. It was a pivotal […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Just Beat It Like It Owes You Money
They’ll kick you, then they’ll beat you Then they’ll tell you it’s fair Beat it – Maya Angelou All rich as fuck weirdness aside, the glamour of the music industry […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: It’s Better To Die Alone Than To Live Together
Being Alone Will Always Be Better Than Being With Someone Who Doesn’t Value Who You Really Are Your High School Janitor who wrote this in the girls bathroom Fresh off […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Witch Ass Pussy
He got a beard, well, I’m tryna wet it Carci B Ft. Meg The Stallion – W.A.P. No “whores” in this house but a Home Wrecking Whore that I went […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Dialing One Happy Camper
“Oh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby.” [while on the sex line with Mrs.Bighead] Rocko, Rocko’s Modern Life – 1993 Rocko, Ren, Stimpy, Arnold, CatDog, and some Angry Beavers are what […]
It’s Turdsday. You Ain’t Got No Job. You Ain’t Got Shit To Blog
You’ve got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off! Smokey, Friday – 1995 There are an insane amount of movies that fall under the […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: You Sure That’s Where You’re From?
I can’t remember to forget you Leonard Shelby, Momento 2000 Picture it: Summer of 2007; fresh out of college and now living the free life as an adult. While on […]