TONIGHT!: Gentlemen Prefer Blondie Blondes To Blonde For Blonde

Who would have known that Canada in 2008 was having the best time! Living their lives and have laid back security at small plane airports that Blondes can highjack at any given day. That’s precisely the opening scene of one of my many favorite movies; Blonde and Blonder. This movie is the Blondiest movie to have two Blondes that Blonde so hard to Blonde that it’s fucking hilarious.

Dee and Dawn are Blonde. Accidental neighbors in a pretty little villa pursue their dreams together, firstly wanting to be airplane pilots. Since that didn’t work out, a career in the arts felt like the right thing to do, and no right pace to start was auditioning in a strip club. There were no teaches of Peaches, no sucking on tiddies like you want them or calling them all the time like Blondie.

Sadly they didn’t get the job, but were offered a much better one: assassins! I also consider myself an assassin, an ASSassassin! Coincidentally, they were the biggest asses in the entire film but so likable that I didn’t even care. Dawn and Dee later find themselves in real trouble but get out of it clean because it was all a big Blonde misunderstanding. Everyone completely understands the misunderstanding that they misunderstood because they didn’t understand that they were supposed to understand what they needed to do in the first place. Yeah, it happens!

You want to laugh mindlessly, watch this. In my honest opinion, Dee and Dawn died in the beginning, and we watched angels dream.

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