TONIGHT!: I Wonder If My Ex Is a Machina

Love doesn’t exist until you learn how to create it artificially.

There is nothing more disturbing than the human mind. To then apply centuries of mistakes into a vessel created by the manufactured assholes from stars; violent forms of the havocked omphalos only serve a purpose to devastate and thrive on a dross planet. Machines help us in so many ways, and our destruction is imminent.

“But I just wanna fuck a robot.” 🙄

Okay, well then.

Ex Machina may give you those tingly feelings you would feel if you had the opportunity to see a perfected, emphasis on perfected, human form on a machine first before anyone else in the entire world. That’s also a one in a billion chance at being the first, well, the second person to fuck a human replicated robot. It’s the small things in life that bring meaning to it all.

You’ve got socially awkward TFW No GF guy, an alpha geek, and miles of nature to conduct what I felt was a blessing in disguise to the outside world. There could be takes on some aspects of the ethics of it all, but in the end, we all want to know what it’s like to fuck a robot. Yes, they can work at quarries, smelting factories, nuclear plants, offshore oil rigs, adult daycare centers, and the list goes on, but you want to see Robo Jesus because you’re getting fucked into a permanent limp by a robot.

I am glad that this movie was sophisticated enough never to be made into sequels. I would not care the shit what’s-her-face gets into in the actual world. There are thousands of lore buried deep within our seas, laid within the dirt, and hover in our skies. If aliens don’t want to fuck with us, why would robots?

Ex Machina is available to stream on Amazon Prime, Hulu with Showtime subscriptions