Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Witch Ass Pussy
He got a beard, well, I’m tryna wet it
Carci B Ft. Meg The Stallion – W.A.P.
No “whores” in this house but a Home Wrecking Whore that I went to college with a some Cold Soup who likes the King of Queens. They are two certified freaks, seven days a week, and their Witch Ass Pussy makes the magic game weak.
The 1996 American television sitcom of the comical world of a dumb witch, her influential arcane Aunts, and a poorly animatronic cat played only to me in commercials. By that time, I had had enough of Melissa Joan Fart from Clarissa Explains It All, where she played an eccentric tween who spoke to herself incessantly and cared for a dead reptile that she hid under her bed. Recent realization fossilized my deep love for those copper top Romeo’s. First Budnick, then Ferguson, Chuckie, and…
The fantastic artist to produce this is Gary from the podcast The Miseducation of David and Gary that I have listened to since day one. The show also features my friend, David, who I attended college, where education is high-priced daycare, and Jeremy Piven taught Sanskrit.
“Witch Ass Pussy” is from their debut episode that will always keep me in stitches in remembrance through this shirt. They make a great pair, educating each other with entertainment and pop culture themes that most people love. I have been a guest occasionally and always have a blast, even though I stuff my microphone in my pants whenever I record to alter my authentic angelic voice that deafens the unclean. The greatest thing is that they are just beginning.
You can listen to The Miseducation of David and Gary on Apple Podcasts and other podcast platforms.
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