Turd T-Shirt Thursday: I Need My Pipes Cleaned-Send Zeke
And when I think about you, it makes me wanna fart! Budnick, Salute Your Shorts Every cool guy needs a cool girl to hang with at camp. I tired Budnick. […]
Pee-Wee Is God In Our Dimension
“I’ll see you in Hell” should be followed with “and I won’t even stop to say Hi.” Otherwise, you’re making plans with someone you hate. TheFurlinator This Note To A […]
TONIGHT!: When Your Last Shift At A Haunted Police Station Goes Bad Somehow
Man, being an enforcer of the law is complex. Though many are outdated and plain nonsensical, some rules are necessary to have. Like consent, a skincare routine, and time put […]
TONIGHT!: Mary Lou Ain’t Nothing To Fuck With, In Prom Night 2
Prom; the first time you get to dress up and party like an adult, feel that magic of freedom with people who don’t give much a shit about you or […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Caught In The Purple Rain After Working up A Black Sweat
I’m not your lover I’m not your friend I am something that you’ll never comprehend No need to worry No need to cry I’m your messiah and you’re the reason […]
Lost In The Heat Of It All: Frank Ocean – Lost
Hand me my triple weight So I can weigh the work I got on your girl (Too weird to live, too rare to die) Frank Ocean – Lost Do you […]
TONIGHT!: Look Out! Busey’s Hidin’ In The House!
Like many people out there, I am not a homeowner as of yet in my life. Soon to be, however. I’ve lived in an apartment most of my life and […]
In Your Dreams With That Crap
There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen Maurice Sendak Whelp, here I go again running off the mouth at things I have no […]
Who Do I Call To Stop These Ghosts’ Bussing In Me?
My body hurts and I keep choking on my own spit. I just want to close my eyes and listen to “Abracadabra” on repeat. The Idiot This Note To A […]