TONIGHT!: It’s Not Easy Being Hellmaster
The feeling you get when you know you won’t like a movie right from the start is terrible. For instance, when the movie has two re-stupid ass names. Is it […]
I Bet It Was The Bunch Of Mice Piled Up In Jnco Jeans
You’ve got to trust your instinct And let go of regret You’ve got to bet onyourself now star ‘Cause that’s your best bet 311 – All Mixed Up Thank the […]
I Am Loose All The Time: Bahamas – All The Time
I got all the time in the world Don’t you want some of that? Bahamas – All The Time What sound does time make? Does it bend and bow like […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: This Cat Is On The Loose!
Wherever evil exists, Mumm-Ra lives! Whenever My Tummy Rumbles Turd T-Shirt Thursday’s begins with cats on the loose, and they’re all spayed. Showing off my collection of colorful cotton upper […]
TONIGHT!: You Don’t Know Rich Until You’re LuLaRich
Work from home jobs is everyone’s dream, isn’t it? Get rich while in your underwear, earn bonuses for recruiting new members, sell clothes out of your garage, wear those buttery […]
Why Do I Love You? Well, It’s Simple. I’m An Idiot. Let Me Show You.
Why is “Caribbean Queen” in my head? I think Billy Ocean is trying to contact me. The Idiot Sometimes Me helps this Idiot out when I can’t seem to get […]
I Picked A Bad Time To Be Sober during Croptober
The time is soon to come for these lovely ones to enter the fun! This isn’t my first rodeo. I started growing at the end of “Croptober” of last year. […]
TONIGHT!: Demons, Reminding You How Much You Love The Theater
Remember going to the theaters and how much you loved just about everything about it? I remember the demons especially. They give fantastic scalp massages. Dario, to me, is a […]
A Wicked Basket Case With a Touch of Satan And Lemon Zest
From as far back as I can remember, I have always told myself, “Forgetting this memory would be extremely impossible because it is the beginning of the rest of my life.” I […]
Holy Moly Spicoli
This past week has been a whirlwind of cold hot dogs to the face. After procrastinating and abusing alcohol, a friend of mine told me to “get your shit done.” […]