TONIGHT!: Mary Lou Ain’t Nothing To Fuck With, In Prom Night 2

Prom; the first time you get to dress up and party like an adult, feel that magic of freedom with people who don’t give much a shit about you or your future. Endure the music you don’t like in clothes you’d rather wear for a more special occasion with someone you love. Mary Lou, on the other hand, was in love with something else. She liked it extra large and extra hard; Mary Lou ain’t nothing to fuck with, in Prom Night 2.

In all honesty, I honestly did love my prom. I had gotten my dress a few months before in the Downtown shopping area near my school. It was a light-blue sheath-shaped tight number that made my date’s jaw drop. It was the first and last time I wore makeup, and it was the last time I wore that dress. Thankfully, it didn’t get set aflame or doused in pigs’ blood somehow.

I had seen this shortly after Prom Night, and I could not imagine how a story could continue from that one. But Hollywood constantly needs blood to feed the machine, so this unique late 80s horror did what it needed so we could all feel like kids again. Miss the days when we were so close to being adults, and our hormones could fuel rockets.

On a serious note; she didn’t deserve what had happened to her. But it takes a special kind of hateful bitch to stir up the ghostly shit she was jamming. The body count wasn’t much of a concern to many since it was prom time, but there was one true friend who wasn’t there to listen to anyone’s bullshit.

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