TONIGHT!: You Better Prey That’s Bear Shit In The Woods
I am not afraid to admit that I have never been camping. I don’t have associates that I am aware of that enjoy this activity or have considered inviting me […]
The Gods Were Crazy
Yes! More nu-metal angst-filled nonsense, written by DiRtY. You’ll see so much of their work. Enjoy this about a having a hangnail and Jonathan Davis not caring about it. You, […]
Bad Thang, Fine As Hell, Thick As Fuck: Caroline by Aminé
And perfect’s for the urgent Baby I want forever Aminé – Caroline I don’t like to attach a sole song to my personality. That’s not what music is for. I […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: You Wish You Knew My Name
The world doesn’t just let girls decide what they want to be. But I can now. Ayra Stark What is in a name, any way? Some moments in our lives […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: I Need My Pipes Cleaned-Send Zeke
And when I think about you, it makes me wanna fart! Budnick, Salute Your Shorts Every cool guy needs a cool girl to hang with at camp. I tired Budnick. […]
Pee-Wee Is God In Our Dimension
“I’ll see you in Hell” should be followed with “and I won’t even stop to say Hi.” Otherwise, you’re making plans with someone you hate. TheFurlinator This Note To A […]
TONIGHT!: When Your Last Shift At A Haunted Police Station Goes Bad Somehow
Man, being an enforcer of the law is complex. Though many are outdated and plain nonsensical, some rules are necessary to have. Like consent, a skincare routine, and time put […]
TONIGHT!: Mary Lou Ain’t Nothing To Fuck With, In Prom Night 2
Prom; the first time you get to dress up and party like an adult, feel that magic of freedom with people who don’t give much a shit about you or […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Caught In The Purple Rain After Working up A Black Sweat
I’m not your lover I’m not your friend I am something that you’ll never comprehend No need to worry No need to cry I’m your messiah and you’re the reason […]