Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Witch Ass Pussy
He got a beard, well, I’m tryna wet it Carci B Ft. Meg The Stallion – W.A.P. No “whores” in this house but a Home Wrecking Whore that I went […]
I Is Smart: Project Manager
Wow. That is the only thing I can say to myself, “wow.” It took this long? I mean, I searched. I searched deep within myself to find what I could […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Dialing One Happy Camper
“Oh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby.” [while on the sex line with Mrs.Bighead] Rocko, Rocko’s Modern Life – 1993 Rocko, Ren, Stimpy, Arnold, CatDog, and some Angry Beavers are what […]
It’s Turdsday. You Ain’t Got No Job. You Ain’t Got Shit To Blog
You’ve got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off! Smokey, Friday – 1995 There are an insane amount of movies that fall under the […]
Come and Get It, For A Fee At Shaw Academy Connection
It has taken me a while to want to talk about this. Attempting to reflect on what I did with my time while at home with one and then eventually […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: You Sure That’s Where You’re From?
I can’t remember to forget you Leonard Shelby, Momento 2000 Picture it: Summer of 2007; fresh out of college and now living the free life as an adult. While on […]
It’s The Trichomes For Me Holmes
Another good reaping this year for my second attempt at growing sweet leaf. The girls were all harvested at their second stages. Their successors will be taken to the third […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: You Wish You Knew My Name
The world doesn’t just let girls decide what they want to be. But I can now. Ayra Stark What is in a name, any way? Some moments in our lives […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: I Need My Pipes Cleaned-Send Zeke
And when I think about you, it makes me wanna fart! Budnick, Salute Your Shorts Every cool guy needs a cool girl to hang with at camp. I tired Budnick. […]
Pee-Wee Is God In Our Dimension
“I’ll see you in Hell” should be followed with “and I won’t even stop to say Hi.” Otherwise, you’re making plans with someone you hate. TheFurlinator This Note To A […]