Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Caught In The Purple Rain After Working up A Black Sweat
I’m not your lover I’m not your friend I am something that you’ll never comprehend No need to worry No need to cry I’m your messiah and you’re the reason […]
Who Do I Call To Stop These Ghosts’ Bussing In Me?
My body hurts and I keep choking on my own spit. I just want to close my eyes and listen to “Abracadabra” on repeat. The Idiot This Note To A […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: This Cat Is On The Loose!
Wherever evil exists, Mumm-Ra lives! Whenever My Tummy Rumbles Turd T-Shirt Thursday’s begins with cats on the loose, and they’re all spayed. Showing off my collection of colorful cotton upper […]
Why Do I Love You? Well, It’s Simple. I’m An Idiot. Let Me Show You.
Why is “Caribbean Queen” in my head? I think Billy Ocean is trying to contact me. The Idiot Sometimes Me helps this Idiot out when I can’t seem to get […]
I Picked A Bad Time To Be Sober during Croptober
The time is soon to come for these lovely ones to enter the fun! This isn’t my first rodeo. I started growing at the end of “Croptober” of last year. […]
Holy Moly Spicoli
This past week has been a whirlwind of cold hot dogs to the face. After procrastinating and abusing alcohol, a friend of mine told me to “get your shit done.” […]
Introduction to: The Idiot
Hey-yo! I’m The Idiot. Yup. THE Idiot. The Idiot is slightly looser than The ID and not as much as a Debbie Downer like Me. We’ll get into all of […]