TONIGHT!: If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Dead Ringer On It
This. Fucking. Movie. Let me start with my complete ignorance of what this movie was about. I only knew that Jeremy Irons plays twins, and that’s it. Twins have always […]
TONIGHT!: Well I’ll Be Amsterdamned!
What reasons beacon you to go to Europe, more specifically, Holland? (Holland is what I still call the Netherlands) It could be for the open but restricted drug usage, the […]
TONIGHT!: Off With The Deadlines Head!
I find myself right now emulating the main character in this movie, who also is a writer and experiencing the most prolific horror known to existence; life, trying to figure […]
TONIGHT!: Holy Shit! The Brain Ate Pinky!
This movie was newly added to a very long list of movies I would like to watch, solely based on the cover alone. I had no idea what the hell […]
TONIGHT!: When Good Dick Curses Your Family With Centipede Horrors
This movie opens up with centipedes click-clack segmenting their gross fucking selves about the screen, solidifying that we will see a film with centipedes in it. In the introduction, some […]
TONIGHT!: You Better Prey That’s Bear Shit In The Woods
I am not afraid to admit that I have never been camping. I don’t have associates that I am aware of that enjoy this activity or have considered inviting me […]
TONIGHT!: Mary Lou Ain’t Nothing To Fuck With, In Prom Night 2
Prom; the first time you get to dress up and party like an adult, feel that magic of freedom with people who don’t give much a shit about you or […]
Turd T-Shirt Thursday: Caught In The Purple Rain After Working up A Black Sweat
I’m not your lover I’m not your friend I am something that you’ll never comprehend No need to worry No need to cry I’m your messiah and you’re the reason […]
TONIGHT!: Demons, Reminding You How Much You Love The Theater
Remember going to the theaters and how much you loved just about everything about it? I remember the demons especially. They give fantastic scalp massages. Dario, to me, is a […]