Why Do I Love You? Well, It’s Simple. I’m An Idiot. Let Me Show You.
Why is “Caribbean Queen” in my head? I think Billy Ocean is trying to contact me. The Idiot Sometimes Me helps this Idiot out when I can’t seem to get […]
I Picked A Bad Time To Be Sober during Croptober
The time is soon to come for these lovely ones to enter the fun! This isn’t my first rodeo. I started growing at the end of “Croptober” of last year. […]
TONIGHT!: Demons, Reminding You How Much You Love The Theater
Remember going to the theaters and how much you loved just about everything about it? I remember the demons especially. They give fantastic scalp massages. Dario, to me, is a […]
A Wicked Basket Case With a Touch of Satan And Lemon Zest
From as far back as I can remember, I have always told myself, “Forgetting this memory would be extremely impossible because it is the beginning of the rest of my life.” I […]
Holy Moly Spicoli
This past week has been a whirlwind of cold hot dogs to the face. After procrastinating and abusing alcohol, a friend of mine told me to “get your shit done.” […]
Introduction to: Me
Hi. Me don’t know where to begin here. Me is smart. Brighter than the Idiot for sure, but ID may have the upper hand on Me. Or at least Me […]
Introduction to: The Idiot
Hey-yo! I’m The Idiot. Yup. THE Idiot. The Idiot is slightly looser than The ID and not as much as a Debbie Downer like Me. We’ll get into all of […]
Introduction to: The ID
Okay, so. I hate shit like this because it doesn’t talk about what I want, and what I want to talk about are movies and TV shows. Those are my […]