Open Them Up, Baby

Inspired by Björk Open them up, BabyDon’t close them nowLet God see what you see nowPit of your stomach feelingSoft, cool, calm, free— Open them up, BabyI wanna see,Just a […]

14

I was channeling very early The Lonely Island “Like A Boss” vibe. I guess. It was 14, eat it. My mind is poisonFilled with dark thoughtsAnd ways of a Satan’s […]

The Gods Were Crazy

Yes! More nu-metal angst-filled nonsense, written by DiRtY. You’ll see so much of their work. Enjoy this about a having a hangnail and Jonathan Davis not caring about it. You, […]

A Bird Story

And so, it begins. A Bird Story by DiRtY All grammar and mis-spellings remain for authenticity. Love it as I did when I wrote it and I promise you’ll feel […]